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Tigress · Posted: Fri Sep 07, 2007 8:48 pm Post subject: 13 Covenants

I found these on one of my other forums... thought you might enjoy reading these.....

13 Covenants

Thou shall not turn thy ex into a frog

2.Thou shall not meddle in the affairs of dragons, thou
are crunchy and taste good with ketchup

3.Thou shall not laugh at nekked snow sprites

4.Thou shall not get drunk with thy Goddess's wine

5.Thou shall not sacrifice thy children

6.Thou shall not go running around proclaiming thy witchhood if thy
are in times of burning.

7.Thou shall not question the word of thy High Priestess - She is God

8.Thou shall not laugh at being nekked at coven - thou
shall be killed

9.Thou shall not commit to signing anything that declares any single person as thy lord and savior

10.Thou shall not invoke thy Watchtowers only to say "never mind"

11.Thou shall not burn enough candles to burn thy house down

12.Thou shall not have the magickal name "Sir Stinky Fartsalot"

13.Thou shall not call coven only for laughs
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RavenStar · Posted: Fri Sep 07, 2007 8:59 pm Post subject:

Excellent Tigress

Minty · Posted: Fri Sep 07, 2007 11:55 pm Post subject:

Brilliant, Tigress.

BB, Minty. xx
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Koko · Posted: Sat Sep 08, 2007 4:25 am Post subject:

Great laughs! Thanks for the smile and laughter.
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SageCat · Posted: Wed Sep 12, 2007 7:03 pm Post subject: