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SageCat · Posted: Mon Oct 27, 2008 12:47 am Post subject: An Australian Love Poem

Courtesy of my brother who lives in Australia ....................

An Australian Love Poem
> (Who said Australians weren't romantic?)
>
> Of course I love ya darling
> You're a bloody top notch bird
> And when I say you're gorgeous
> I mean every single word
>
> So ya bum is on the big side
> I don't mind a bit of flab
> It means that when I'm ready
> There's somethin there to grab
>
> So your belly isn't flat no more
> I tell ya, I don't care
> So long as when I cuddle ya
> I can get my arms round there
>
> No Sheila who is your age
> Has nice round perky breasts
> They just gave in to gravity
> But I know ya did ya best
>
> I'm tellin ya the truth now
> I never tell ya lies
> I think its very sexy
> That you've got dimples on ya thighs
>
> I swear on me nanna's grave now
> The moment that we met
> I thought u was as good as
> I Was ever gonna get
>
> No matter wot u look like
> I'll always love ya dear
> Now shut up while the footy's on
> And fetch another beer.

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