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SageCat 
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Posted: Wed Nov 19, 2008 12:21 pm Post subject: Anything You Can Do ....... |
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One evening a husband, thinking he was being funny, said to his wife, 'Perhaps we should start washing your clothes in 'Slim Fast'. Maybe it would take a few inches off of your butt!'
His wife was not amused, and decided that she simply couldn't let such a comment go unrewarded.
The next morning the husband took a pair of underwear out of his drawer. 'What the hell is this?' he said to himself as a little 'dust' cloud appeared when he shook them out.
'April', he hollered into the bathroom, 'Why did you put talcum powder in my underwear?'
She replied with a snicker. 'It's not talcum powder; it's 'Miracle Grow'!!!!!!
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Koko 
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OMG!!! That is a good one!!! _________________ "Until one has loved an animal, a part of one's soul remains unawakened." - Anatole France |
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Minty 
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Laughing my head off here 
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