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SageCat · Posted: Sat Aug 11, 2007 11:03 pm Post subject: Cat Haiku

Cat Haiku
Haiku Written By Cats

You never feed me.
Perhaps I'll sleep on your face.
That will sure show you.

You must scratch me there!
Yes, above my tail!
Behold, elevator butt.

The rule for today
Touch my tail, I shred your hand.
New rule tomorrow.

In deep sleep hear sound
cat vomit hairball somewhere
will find in morning.

Grace personified.
I leap into the window.
I meant to do that.

Blur of motion, then-
silence, me, a paper bag.
What is so funny?

The mighty hunter
Returns with gifts of plump birds-
your foot just squashed one.

You're always typing.
Well, let's see you ignore my
sitting on your hands.

My small cardboard box.
You cannot see me if I
can just hide my head.

Terrible battle.
I fought for hours. Come and see!
What's a 'term paper'?

Kitty likes plastic
Confuses for litter box
Don't leave tarp around

Small brave carnivores
Kill pine cones and mosquitoes
Fear vacuum cleaner

I want to be close
to you. Can I fit my head
inside your armpit?

Wanna go outside.
Oh, shit! Help! I got outside!
Let me back inside!

Oh no! Big One
has been trapped by newspaper!
Cat to the rescue!

Humans are so strange.
Mine lies still in bed, then screams
My claws are not that sharp.

Cats meow out of angst
"Thumbs! If only we had thumbs!
we could break so much!"

Litter box not here
You must have moved it again
I'll crap in the sink

The Big Ones snore now
Every room is dark and cold
Time for "Cup Hockey"

We're almost equals
I purr to show I love you
Want to smell my butt?

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SageCat

Midori · Posted: Mon Sep 03, 2007 7:55 pm Post subject:

I raelly love the cat Haiku-- but then I enjoy any Haiku, and Senryu too.
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RavenStar · Posted: Mon Sep 03, 2007 8:23 pm Post subject:

Funny ~ but Oh so true

Minty · Posted: Tue Sep 04, 2007 2:01 am Post subject:

Nice one, SC.

BB, Minty. xx
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Koko · Posted: Tue Sep 04, 2007 3:19 am Post subject:

Oh my...to many to true!!!! I loved reading these...thanks. Any chance of more in the future?
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"Until one has loved an animal, a part of one's soul remains unawakened." - Anatole France

Faery1863 · Posted: Sat Apr 26, 2008 10:32 am Post subject:

I've just found this during my nosings........

It's all so true..