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How to avoid an unwanted pregancy

 
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PostPosted: Thu Mar 20, 2008 11:40 am    Post subject: How to avoid an unwanted pregancy Reply with quote
HOW A WOMAN AVOIDS UNWANTED PREGANCIES

1. She insists partner uses a condom that has a BST Kitemark.

2. She only uses contraceptive pill prescribed after consultation with two doctors and a wellwoman clinic

3. She uses fem-dom just in case

4. She uses coil just in case

5. She insists partner's certificate of vasectomy comes with full biometric identity checks and dna sample match.

6. She takes morning after pil;l just in case.

7 She uses vaginal douche just in case.

HOW A MAN AVOIDS UNWANTED



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PostPosted: Thu Mar 20, 2008 1:29 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote
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PostPosted: Thu Mar 20, 2008 3:38 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote
Ohhhh naughty, Sethur!!  hehehe

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PostPosted: Fri Mar 21, 2008 2:47 am    Post subject: Reply with quote
Ohhhh, that is a bad and naughty one...you are a bad boy, Sethur!!!


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