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Riktor48 · Admin Joined: 11 Aug 2007 Posts: 1286 Location: Essex, UK

Our life cycle is all the wrong way round!

You should die first, start out dead and get it out of the way.

Then you wake up in an old age home feeling better every day…You get kicked out for being too healthy, go collect your pension, then, when you start work, you get a gold watch on your first day.

You work for 40 years until you’re young enough to enjoy your retirement. You drink alcohol, you party, you’re generally promiscuous and you get ready for High School.

You go to primary school, you become a kid, you play, you have no responsibilities, you become a baby.

Then, you spend your last 9 months floating peacefully with luxuries like central heating, spa, room service on tap, larger quarters every day.

And finally..........

.............you finish off as an orgasm!
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Koko · Posted: Fri Jul 18, 2008 4:51 pm Post subject:

LOL!!! That is a good one!
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Minty · Posted: Tue Jul 22, 2008 5:24 pm Post subject:

Yes please (where do I sign up for this???

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RavenStar · Posted: Tue Jul 22, 2008 7:34 pm Post subject:

Nice one Rik......... sounds good to me