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RavenStar · Posted: Mon Oct 20, 2008 8:49 am Post subject: The Cabbie and the Nun

A cabbie picks up a Nun
She gets into the cab, and notices that the VERY handsome
cab driver won't stop staring at her.
She asks him why he is staring.
He replies,
'I have a question to ask you but I don't want to offend you.'
She answers,
'My son, you cannot offend me. When you're as old as I am
and have been a nun as long as I have, you get a chance to see and
hear just about everything. I'm sure that there's nothing you could
say or ask that I would find offensive.'
'Well, I've always had a fantasy to have a nun kiss me.'
She responds,
'Well, let's see what we can do about that: [ 1 ] you have
to be single and [ 2 ] you must be Catholic.'
The cab driver is very excited and says,
'Yes, I'm single and Catholic!'
'OK,' the nun says. 'Pull into the next alley.'
The nun fulfills his fantasy with a kiss that would
make a hooker blush.
But when they get back on the road, the cab driver starts crying.
'My dear child,' says the nun, 'why are you crying?'
'Forgive me but I've sinned. I lied and I must confess.
I'm married and I'm Jewish.'
The nun says, 'That's OK.
My name is Kevin and I'm going to a Halloween party.

Riktor48 · Admin Joined: 11 Aug 2007 Posts: 1286 Location: Essex, UK

That's a really good Monday morning anecdote, Mel! I nearly choked on my tea..............!!!
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RavenStar · Posted: Mon Oct 20, 2008 7:29 pm Post subject:

Koko · Posted: Tue Oct 21, 2008 5:29 am Post subject:

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Muireann · V - The High Priest Joined: 13 Dec 2007 Posts: 62

Brilliant hehehehe

Mystress · Posted: Tue Oct 21, 2008 5:10 pm Post subject:

Lovely! fell outa my chair...

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Minty · Posted: Wed Oct 22, 2008 3:00 pm Post subject:

That was excellent, RS

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