Posted: Wed Nov 19, 2008 5:28 pm Post subject: The Zipper
As the bus stopped and it was her turn to get on, she became aware that
her skirt was too tight to allow her leg to come up to the height of the
first step of the bus.
Slightly embarrassed and with a quick smile to the bus driver, she
reached behind her to unzip her skirt a little, thinking that this would
give her enough slack to raise her leg She tried to take the step, only
to discover that she couldn't.
So, a little more embarrassed, she once again reached behind her to
unzip her skirt a little more, and for the second time attempted the
step.
Once again, much to her chagrin, she could not raise her leg With a
little smile to the driver, she again reached behind to unzip a little
more and again was unable to take the step.
About this time, a large Texan who was standing behind her picked her up
easily by the rump and placed her gently on the step of the bus.
She went ballistic and turned to the
would-be Samaritan
and yelled,
How dare you touch my body!
I don't even know who you are!'
The Texan smiled and drawled,
'Well, ma'am, normally I would agree with you,
but after you unzipped my fly three times,
I kinda figured we was friends.'
I have seen this one before and I always have to laugh. Thanks for the laugh!!! _________________ "Until one has loved an animal, a part of one's soul remains unawakened." - Anatole France
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