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RavenStar · Posted: Fri Jul 25, 2008 7:47 pm Post subject: Winking

A man with a winking problem applied for a position as a sales
representative for a large firm.

The interviewer looked over his papers and said, "You've graduated from
the best schools, your recommendations are wonderful, and your experience is unparalleled.
Normally, we'd hire you without a second thought. However, a sales representative has a highly visible position, and we're afraid that your constant winking will scare off potential customers.

I'm sorry . . . . we can't hire you."

"But wait," the man protested, "if I take two aspirin, I stop winking!"
"Really? Great! Show me!"

The applicant reached into his jacket pocket and began pulling out all
sorts of condoms:
red condoms, blue condoms, ribbed condoms, Assorted condoms. Finally
finding a packet of aspirin at the bottom. He tore it open, swallowed the tablets, and within two minutes had stopped winking.

"Oh dear," said the interviewer, "that's all well and good, but this is
a respectable company, and we can't have our employees womanizing all over the country!"

"Womanizing? What do you mean? I'm a happily married man!"

"Well then, how do you explain all these condoms?"

"Oh, that," he sighed. "Have you ever walked into a pharmacy and asked
for aspirin while winking?"