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Blonde JokesThis blonde came home to find her house on fire. She runs in and calls 911.
When the operator answers she starts to scream "
Help me, help me, my house is on fire."
The operator then asks " How do we get there?" to which the blonde replies, "Duh! Big red truck..."
A blonde was having sharp pains in her side.
The doctor examined her and said, ''You have acute appendicitis.''
The blond yelled at the doctor...
''I came here to get medical help, not get a stupid compliment!!''
A blonde pushes her BMW into a gas station. She tells the mechanic, " it died."
After he works on it for a few minutes, it's idling smoothly.
She says: "what's the story?"
he replies: "just crap in the carburettor."
she says: " how often do I have to do that??"
A Blond and a brunette were walking outside when the brunette said, "Oh look at the dead bird." The Blond looked skyward and
said, "Where, where?"
Three Blondes were driving to Disneyland. After being in the car for four hours they finally saw a sign that said "Disneyland Left" so
they turned around and went home.
Q: Why did the blonde tiptoe past the medicine cabinet?
A: So she wouldn't wake up the sleeping pills.
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Riktor48
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*Rik nods understandingly.............*  
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SageCat
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Riktor48
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Sage is definitely back............
And just for you (I'm not making a habit of it!!!) 
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Minty
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Now I can see why I'm glad to be a brunette!! hehe 
BB, Minty. xx
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RavenStar
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Great
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SageCat
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Thank you for the bananas Sir! I know how difficult that must have been for you! 
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Koko
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Kinda glad I am a redhead...
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SageCat
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We're not all like that ................. well not often anyway .......... well OK maybe sometimes! 
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Koko
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You are loved just the way you are!!!
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