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Gardening ~ Italian StyleGardening Italian Style
An Old Italian man lived alone in the country
He wanted to dig his tomato garden, but it was very hard work as the ground was hard.
His only son, Vincent, who used to help him, was in prison.
The old man wrote a letter to his son and described his predicament.
Dear Vincent,
I am feeling pretty bad because it looks like I won't be able to plant
my tomato garden this year. I'm just getting too old to be digging up a
garden plot. If you were here, I know you would dig the plot for me.
Love, Dad
A few days later he received a letter from his son.
Dear Dad,
Don't dig up that garden. That's where I buried the BODIES.
Love, Vinnie
At 4 a.m., the next morning, FBI agents and local police arrived and
dug up the entire area without finding any bodies. They apologized to the
old man and left.
That same day the old man received another letter from his
son.
Dear Dad,
Go ahead and plant the tomatoes now.
This is the best I could do under the circumstances.
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Very good!