RavenStar
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Get ready to Groan!!A Motorway goes into a pub and shouts
". I'M A MOTORWAY, SIX LANES, TWO HARD SHOULDERS, AND A CENTRAL RESERVATION. I WANT A BEER, AND I MEAN NOW COS' I'M THAT HARD"
The barman serves him.
Shortly afterwards a Dual Carriageway comes into the pub.
The Motorway shouts,
". WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN HERE, I'M A MOTORWAY AND THAT HARD, SO WATCH IT"
The Dual cariageway says "its OK mate I only want a beer, no trouble" and continues with his life.
Then a small piece of red coloured tarmac goes into the bar.
On seeing it, the Motorway stops drinking and runs around to hide behind the Dual Carriageway. "Whats up asks the Dual Carriageway?"
The Motorway says "I'm not here, you haven't seen me. Schtum"
The Dual Carriage says "you aren't afraid of that little bit of red coloured tarmac are you?" The Motorway replies, "It may only be a bit of tarmac to you but........."
(are you ready.....)
"I happen to know that its a raving cyclepath" 
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