Not A Joke

SageCat · Not A Joke

Not a joke as such, but quite amusing! These are a couple of things supposedly said in court in America, but I don't know if it's true or not.

Attorney: Doctor, before you started the autopsy did you check for a pulse?
Witness: No.
Attorney: Did you check for blood pressure?
Witness: No.
Attorney: Did you check for breathing?
Witness: No.
Attorney: So, then is it possible the patient was alive when you started the autopsy?
Witness: No.
Attorney: How can you be so sure Doctor?
Witness: Because his brain was sitting on my desk in a jar.
Attorney: But could the patient still have been alive, nevertheless?
Witness: Yes, it is possible he could have been alive and practising law.

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Attorney: She had 3 children, right?
Witness: Yes
Attorney: How many were boys?
Witness: None
Attorney: Were then any girls?

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Attorney: How was your first marriage terminated?
Witness: By death
Attorney: And by whose death was it terminated?

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Attorney: Now Doctor, isn't it true that when a person dies in his sleep, he doesn't know about it until the next morning?

RavenStar

Love 'em

Koko

I have seen many like these circulating...the scary thing is, is I bet they are for real. Lawyers do like to ask some strange and different questions...

Minty

I wonder if the judge that heard them kept a straight face? LOL Sign

BB, Minty. xx

Koko

I know I couldn't if it were me...