SageCat
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Really Bad Halloween JokesHave a good groan! 
Where does a ghost go on Saturday night? Anywhere he can boo-gie.
Why was the girl afraid of the vampire? Because he was all bite and no bark.
What type of dog does every vampire have? A Bloodhound!
What do you call two witches living together? Broommates.
What kind of tie does a ghost wear to a formal party? A boo-tie.
Why doesn't anybody like Dracula? He has a bat temper.
Where does Count Dracula usually eat his lunch? At the casketeria.
Why did Dracula take cold medicine? To stop his coffin.
Why didn't the skeleton dance at the party? Because he had no body to dance with.
What are ghosts' favorite kind of streets? Dead ends
Why do demons and ghouls hang out together? Because demons are a ghouls best friend!
What is a vampires favorite holiday? Fangsgiving
What do goblins and ghosts drink when they're hot and thirsty on Halloween? Ghoul-aid!!!
What do ghosts say when something is really neat? Ghoul!
Why can't the boy ghost have babies? Because he has a Hallo-weenie.
What's a monster's favorite bean? A human bean.
Why did the game warden arrest the ghost? Because he didn't have a haunting license.
What do you call two spiders that just got married? Newlywebbed.
Who was the most famous French skeleton? Napoleon bone-apart
What happens when a ghost gets lost in the fog? He is mist.
When does a ghost have breakfast? In the moaning.
What do you call a witch who lives at the beach? A sand-witch.
What do witches use in their hair? Scare-spray.
What instrument do skeletons play? Trom-Bone.
What tops off a ghost's ice cream sundae? Whipped scream.
What did the skeleton say to the vampire? You suck.
Which building does Dracula visit in New York? The Vampire State Building.
Why don't mummies take vacations? They're afraid they'll relax and unwind.
What is a Mummie's favorite type of music? Wrap!!!!!
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Koko
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Why can't the boy ghost have babies? Because he has a Hallo-weenie.
These have major groan factor...But I do like the one listed above....
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Minty
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Why did Dracula take cold medicine? To stop his coffin.
This one is my fave and it actually made me laugh......alot!!! hehe
Thanks for them, SC. I will have to remember some of them, I'm useless at jokes!!  
BB, Minty. xx
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RavenStar
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They made me smile ~ 
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