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RavenStar
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THE LAWS OF ULTIMATE REALITYTHE LAWS OF ULTIMATE REALITY
1 ~ Law of Mechanical Repair
After your hands become coated with grease, your nose will begin to itch and you'll need to go to the toilet.
2 ~ Law of Gravity
Any tool, when dropped, will roll to the least accessible corner.
3 ~ Law of Probability
The probability of being watched is directly proportional to the stupidity of your act.
4 ~ Law of Random Numbers
If you dial a wrong number, you never get a busy signal and someone always answers.
5 ~ Law of the Alibi
If you tell the boss you were late for work because you had a flat tire, the very next morning you will have a flat tire.
6 ~ Variation Law
If you change lines (or traffic lanes), the one you were in will always move faster than the one you are in now (works every time).
7 ~ Law of the Bath
When the body is fully immersed in water, the telephone rings.
8 ~ Law of Close Encounters
The probability of meeting someone you know increases dramatically when you are with someone you don't want to be seen with.
9 ~ Law of the Result
When you try to prove to someone that a machine won't work, it will.
10 ~ Law of the Theater
At any event, the people whose seats are furthest from the aisle arrive last.
11 ~ Murphy's Law of Lockers
If there are only two people in a locker room, they will have adjacent lockers.
12 ~ Law of Logical Argument
Anything is possible if you don't know what you are talking about.
13 ~ Brown's Law of Physical Appearance
If the shoe fits, it's ugly.
14 ~ Oliver's Law of Public Speaking
A closed mouth gathers no feet.
15 ~ Wilson's Law of Commercial Marketing Strategy
As soon as you find a product that you really like, they will stop making it.
16 ~ Doctors' Law
If you don't feel well, make an appointment to go to the doctor, by the time you get there you'll feel better. Don't make an appointment and you'll stay sick.
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sethur
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4 ~ Law of Random Numbers
If you dial a wrong number, you never get a busy signal and someone always answers.
Um, that's because you only know it was a wrong number if someone answers...
Steve W
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Riktor48
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17 ~ Law of Embarrassing Flushes
When having unexpected visitors, they're bound to ask to use the loo when you realise with horror you haven't flushed it from its last usage.
(It's just happened to me............  )
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Muireann
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1 ~ Law of Mechanical Repair
After your hands become coated with grease, your nose will begin to itch and you'll need to go to the toilet.
this also applies to wearing motorbike helmet and leathers.
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firestorm
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No 16 Doctor's Law that allways is the case with me LOL
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Minty
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No:15, so so true, it happens to me all the time 
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